Marvel Snap’s Healthcare System Boasts 1-in-4 Chance of Receiving Correct Treatment
Bob Phillips was set to receive care from Marvel Snap’s new free healthcare system to treat his soon-to-rupture appendix. While…
Reading is for Nerds: How One Man Avoids The Label by Guessing Card Text Based on its Picture
Toledo, OHIO — Local hip dude, Bryan Wilcox discovered a foolproof method of staying cool in the eyes of his…
Deck Box Displaces Shelf’s Last Remaining Family Photo
Local MTG nerd Gary Perkins displaced the last remaining family photo on the living room shelf to make space for…
Wizards of the Coast Announces Plans to Relocate Card’s Mana Cost to the Crotch
Wizards of the Coast announced a drastic change to the structure of a Magic: The Gathering card. Historically, a card’s…
Drafting a ‘Go Use the Zipline’ Card Made Me Fall In Love with Limited Again
Local Magic: The Gathering player, Sam Thompson, rekindled his love for Limited after drafting a card that instructs players to…
Petition to Make Universes Beyond Set Based on the Life of John Matthews of Warwick, Rhode Island Swells to Fifty Thousand Signatures
MTG fans everywhere are calling for Wizards of the Coast to give John Matthews of Warwick, RI his own Universes…
Wizards of the Coast Confirm Green is a Stupid Color and Should Be Replaced With Salmon or Something
During a panel discussion about Magic: The Gathering’s color pie, Wizards of the Coast declared that green is a stupid…
Ravnica Unmastered Has Players Dig Through Old Boxes for Playable Cards
What’s old is now old again. The upcoming “Ravnica Unmastered” set differs from usual MTG expansions. Rather than purchasing packs…
Contempt for Hasbro’s Holiday Layoffs No Match for Buying Overpriced Playing Cards
The recent wave of layoffs at Hasbro sparked contempt among Magic: The Gathering players. Despite the overwhelming agreement within the…
Cult of Rakdos’ HOA Approves New Bird Fountain
The Cult of Rakdos’ Homeowners Association (HOA) has approved the installation of a new bird fountain in their community. This…