
Russian Forces Flee After Gargantuan Carly Mazur Faithless Looting Begins its Advance
DONETSK, Ukraine — Russian forces reportedly fled in terror after Ukraine’s giant Mazur Faithless Looting began its slow advance into…
DONETSK, Ukraine — Russian forces reportedly fled in terror after Ukraine’s giant Mazur Faithless Looting began its slow advance into…
RENTON, W.A. — Amidst the surge in demand, described as “completely foreseeable by literally everyone,” Wizards of the Coast has…
ST. PAUL, Minn. — A recent study suggests that a person’s desirability can be attributed directly to their ability to…
PITTSBURGH, Pa. – Former husband, Mark Stevens made an off-hand comment about the couple’s finances during a recent therapy session…
GLENDALE, AZ – In a desperate bid to reclaim dominance at the family game table, local woman Dana Thompson has…
Marvel Snap developer, Second Dinner, announced today that all Dan Hipp variants available in-game are now objectively bad and can…
UPSTATE, N.Y. – Local woman Julie Carter has recently identified a new, potentially relationship-ending red flag: her new boyfriend’s irritating…
QUEENS, N.Y. – A Queens wedding took an unexpected turn when guest, Christina Miles arrived dressed in Colossal Dreadmaw, clearly…
QUEENS, N.Y. — Local man Mark Stevens rolled his eyes after his father, Magic: The Gathering boomer Todd Stevens, was…
In a move set to upend the time-worn tradition of a coin-flip to determine who plays first, Wizards of the…