Color Pie: Racist Struggling to Hide Erection During Discussion About ‘What Certain Colors Shouldn’t Be Able to Do’
Reports have come in that closeted racist Ted Bigo found himself in the midst of a discussion surrounding Magic: The…
Yet Another Lane of Busy Portland Road is Being Requisitioned for Thragtusk Riders Only
PORTLAND, Ore. — In an attempt to cut down on carbon emissions the city of Portland has penned an executive order…
Man Unable to Stop MTG Arena’s Rope Timer From Burning Away Under Blind Date
Dating is hard. Getting to the point where you actually have a date is difficult enough, but once you’re there…
Report: Flavor Text Tastes Like Cardboard and Now My Magic Cards Look Weird
With every new set comes a thousand comments about new card’s flavor text. Rapul DeCool from Nova Scotia wondered what…
Dominaria United Under Fire After Assigning Karn as Keeper
Football Club Dominaria United came under fire today when it was announced that Karn would be assuming the position of…
Evidence Shows The Brothers’ War Conflict Began with Dispute Over Who Would Use Third-Party Controller
It’s not uncommon for brothers to bicker and fight. Though the result is usually less severe than total war. The…
Arena Developers Announce 5th+ Copies of Cards Will Now Be Sent To Live On A Farm Upstate
The recent “economy stream” had a range of topics, including the possibility of a “dusting” system in which existing cards…
Elden Ring x MTG Secret Lair Crossover To Have Players Walk All The Way Back To Their LGS To Get Their Deck Back After Each Loss
Flavor is one of our favorite aspects of Magic: The Gathering and while it is sometimes superficial, flavor is at…
Alchemy’s New Digital-Only Mechanic Has Players Play A Subgame of Hearthstone
Magic boomers may remember Shahrazad, a unique card that has players play a subgame of MTG. Needless to say the…
Heavily Funded Research Shocks EDH Community: Scientists Discover 75% of Players Will Lose Their Next Game of EDH
Magic: The Gathering is a game heavily tied to mathematics. While the numbers on the cards themselves are nowhere near…