Guy Who Sorts His Bulk Still Going to Buy The Common Rather Than Look For It
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Resident Baker Williamson took to the internet to buy a playset of a commons he needs,…
Magic: The Gathering
Cousin Positive Your Cards Were Already Stuck Together Like That When He Borrowed Them
LAS VEGAS, Nev. — Shawn Billsworth felt an obligation to help his younger cousin, Ian Sarkin, with his newfound love…
Why Not? Sewer Clown Offering to Sell Power 9 at Reasonable Price
A breaking story about a local sewer clown offering to sell mint copies of the coveted Magic: The Gathering cards…
Opinion: If You Can Afford A Kitchen Big Enough to Fit a Whole Table You Can Afford to Play a Real Format
I’m sick of it. I’m done. People referring to the most casual form of Magic: The Gathering as “kitchen table”….
Help: My Partner Called Me an Annoying Stax Player During Sex and Now it’s the Only Way I Can Orgasm
My partner and I’s sex life has always been vanilla, so we decided to spice things up a bit. During…
Move Over Boosters: Wizards of the Coast to Distribute Magic Cards Using Those Tornado Money Booth Things
ARLINGTON, Va. — Magic: The Gathering cards have been distributed by booster packs for the entirety of its 30-year history….
Wizards of the Coast Unsure How to Lower Cost of International Shipping for Secret Lair as “They’re Already Flying Coach”
PORTLAND, Ore. — Wizards of the Coast addressed fan’s concerns today regarding high international shipping costs for Secret Lairs. After…
Rumor: Next Unset Will Probably Give Everyone Pink Eye
With Wizards of the Coast’s penchant for perpetually releasing product coupled with the new black border, constructed legal nature of…
Man Headed to LGS with Brand New Foiled Pre-Modern Deck Going to Go Ahead and Put the Condom On Now
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local Magic: The Gathering enthusiast Sufyan Diaz and his brand-new foiled out pre-modern deck are headed to…
Jeweler’s Loupe a Great Accessory for Faking Ability to Identify Counterfeit Magic Cards
DENVER, Colo. — Local Magic: The Gathering enthusiast and collector Marvin Williamson has advice for anyone contemplating buying and selling…