Flocks of TikTokers to Begin Silently Pointing and Nodding at Wilds of Eldraine Spoilers
With spoiler season underway for Wilds of Eldraine, the highly anticipated expansion for Magic: The Gathering, TikTok content creators are…
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Exclusive: Meet the Wizards of the Coast Employee Who Sets MTG Prices by Pretending to Work as Their Boss Walks By
Hello, my name is Sheryl O’Terra and I work for the financial side of Wizards of the Coast, specifically for…
Is it a Misprint or is the Flavor Text Supposed to Chide Me About My Sugar Intake?
With so many Magic: The Gathering cards being printed on a daily basis there are bound to be printing errors…
Foil Infant Placed Under Stack of Heavy Books
BEDFORD, Conn. — Becky and Paul Legume welcomed baby Pippy to the world last week. The couple were thrilled to…
How to Save Money on Magic: The Gathering by Giving Your Credit Card to Harlow, The Thrifty Neighborhood Squirrel
In the throes of addiction, it can be hard to know when to stop. To know when it’s too much….
“I’m a Blue Mage” and Other Baffling Responses to Girlfriend’s Inquiries about Her Missing Underwear
SEATTLE, Wash. — Local power couple Lamar Smith and Keke Umbridge found themselves in the throes of a heated discussion…
Rigged Magic Arena Shuffler Also Main Cause of Erectile Dysfunction
A newly published study concluded that the undoubtedly rigged shuffler in Magic Arena is not only the rationale for every…
Cowboy Theme Selected for New Magic: The Gathering Set Instead of Fireman or Slutty Nurse
RENTON, Wash. — Insider sources showed reporters how Wizards of the Coast arrived at the decision to proceed with the…
Wizards of the Coast Adds Optional ‘Have a Cry’ Phase Before End Step
RENTON, Wash. — Magic: The Gathering’s turns are divided into phases which guide players through the process of playing lands,…
Guy Emphasizes Each of His Reanimator Plays by Muttering ‘Just Like Jesus’
SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. — Remus Burrough, armed with his Nethroi, Apex of Death commander deck, sat down for a casual…