Doomed Couple Communicates Using Only Magic Arena Emotes
Breakups are hard. Sometimes they happen immediately, though other times the couple holds on to hope for far too long…
Magic: The Gathering
Thragtusk Reprints Just Not The Same Without Original Laser Background
In Magic: The Gathering, cards can be reprinted dozens of times, or never at all. Sometimes reprints contain new art…
Magic Fans Hoping Jewish Space Lasers Can Help Reclaim the MTG Acronym
Fans of Magic: The Gathering have been referring to the beloved card game as MTG for over twenty-five years. However,…
Friends Playing Fuck, Marry, Kill with MTG Cards Discover they All Share a Thragtusk Kink
A group of friends taking a break from playing Magic: The Gathering decided to play Fuck, Marry, Kill with the…
Confirmed: That Thing Inside Pulp Fiction’s Suitcase Was MTG Arena Rare Wildcards
Pulp Fiction is considered to be one of Quentin Tarantino’s finest films, so it goes without saying that almost every…
Local Man Selling his MTG Cards at Highest Price People are Willing to Pay is Furious at Wizards of the Coast for Doing it Too
Reports are flooding in that local man, Sam Sellar listed several of his Magic: The Gathering cards for sale at…
Color Pie: Racist Struggling to Hide Erection During Discussion About ‘What Certain Colors Shouldn’t Be Able to Do’
Reports have come in that closeted racist Ted Bigo found himself in the midst of a discussion surrounding Magic: The…
Yet Another Lane of Busy Portland Road is Being Requisitioned for Thragtusk Riders Only
PORTLAND, Ore. — In an attempt to cut down on carbon emissions the city of Portland has penned an executive order…
Man Unable to Stop MTG Arena’s Rope Timer From Burning Away Under Blind Date
Dating is hard. Getting to the point where you actually have a date is difficult enough, but once you’re there…
Report: Flavor Text Tastes Like Cardboard and Now My Magic Cards Look Weird
With every new set comes a thousand comments about new card’s flavor text. Rapul DeCool from Nova Scotia wondered what…