Cyberpunk 2077’s launch was rife with controversy, but also a massive number of dildos. Due to the overwhelming quantity, developers later reduced their in-game presence. But where did the surplus go? A player believes they’ve found the answer after discovering a hidden planet in Starfield.
“There aren’t many games that feature the dildo. But none came close to featuring the quantity in Cyberpunk 2077 at launch. Now that “Cyberpunk 2.0” is here along with its DLC, Phantom Liberty, we’re all having a blast, though it’s not the same without all the selfie sticks appearing on every shelf. While playing Cyberpunk 2077 the other day I wondered what developers did with all those cocks after patching them out, so I did a quick search and found a reddit post on r/starfield claiming to have discovered a hidden planet with millions of dildos. I immediately wondered if I’d discovered Cyberpunk’s lost treasure.”
The poster detailed how to locate the hidden planet riddled with faux phallic fodder.
“It’s an unassuming planet in the Sinterbile system. Nothing seems amiss until you scan it, then boom. Huge rubber cock. I attempted to land on it, but whenever you place your cursor on it and click it just ejaculates into the nearby star. Why Bethesda went through the trouble to code such an animation is a bit confusing, but the sizzle sound effect when cum hits the star is a nice touch. When you land on the planet you get a sense of not only the quantity, but the sheer scale of these things. They only serve as collectibles, but they look great displayed next to my assortment of in-game stuffed animals.”
Todd Howard, some guy who works at Bethesda, commented on this discovery.
“Cyberpunk 2077 is a fantastic game and we were happy to take their surplus of dildos when they scaled them back after launch,” said Howard. “Given our ambition to create over one thousand planets in Starfield, but armed with only three or four ideas as to what we should put on them, innovation was crucial. Our fans had high expectations for our game centered around exploration and even though we never got around to making any maps, we meticulously crafted Planet Dildo. Also, given that we want player’s choices to matter, once a player discovers Planet Dildo, all the gifts Sam Coe provides will be a new, exclusive color dildo not found on the planet.”
While we were exploring the planet, Howard pointed to a massive dildo on the horizon and added, “You see that dildo in the distance? You can climb that.”