Marvel Snap developer, Second Dinner, announced today that all Dan Hipp variants available in-game are now objectively bad and can only be enjoyed in the most ironic sense possible moving forward.
“People hating your in-game items isn’t always a bad thing,” said monetization expert Hubert Nettle. “People hated pixel variants so much that we were able to monetize it. Want a mystery variant, but don’t want a pixel? That’s a premium! Now that people are starting to hate Dan Hipp’s art so much, we can implement another, third tier of non-pixel-non-Hipp mystery variants. I think its about time to get the interns to troll r/marvelsnap and begin seeding hate for Grecke next.”
The announcement left some players feeling conflicted.
“Usually whenever Second Dinner does anything, I’m immediately convinced it’s a terrible idea and share that opinion loudly and frequently. Such is my job due to my lack of one. However, this time it’s different. I’ve been shitting all over Dan Hipp variants for weeks now, so the announcement left me feeling confused. On the one hand Second Dinner did something I agree with, but on the other, Second Dinner bad. What do I do? Praise them? Chastise them for consistency’s sake? I suppose I can announce how bad they suck for confusing me like this.”
Others were immediately supportive.
“It’s about time Second Dinner clarified that opinions are no longer subjective and enjoying bad things makes you stupid. I’ve been trying to explain this to people for months now. Yeah, you might think you enjoy Hipp’s Venom variant, but now that it’s officially, objectively terrible, you’re flat-out incorrect and are an awful person for ever making that assertion. Glad that’s cleared up.”
In addition to the announcement, Second Dinner also clarified that due to inflation it will be increasing the price of red borders since it’s the best color.