Breaking: Post Malone Buys Selfless Glyphweaver for Like Fifteen Cents
The world of Magic: The Gathering is once again in a state of upheaval after the card game’s celebrity Post-er…
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Dungeons & Dragons 6th Edition to Add Frequent, Random Ability Checks for Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Though nothing is firm regarding Dungeons & Dragons 6th edition, that hasn’t stopped rumors from flying regarding updates to the…
Empty Box of Dragon Shield Sleeves Sure Hopes No One Stuffs It Full of Bulk, Like Really Jams It In There
We sat down to speak with a local box of Dragon Shield sleeves who maintains the hope that no one…
OnlyFans to Charge Creators a Per Erection Licensing Fee
After witnessing the unique way Unity is milking its own base of creators, OnlyFans has followed suit, implementing a flat…
Latest Addition to “The List” Has Players Pulling Divorce Papers from Set Boosters
Though they’re not new, Set Boosters and the additional goodies from “The List” still confuse players occasionally. The inclusion of…
Commander Politics 101: Solidify Deals and Cross Table Alliances with a Long, Passionate Kiss
A large part of commander is the naturally occurring dynamic between players who benefit mutually from working together. Forming an…
Fuck Yeah: This Federal Indictment is a Borderless Holo Foil
Local conman Laurence Matson became overjoyed after the latest federal indictment to come into his possession ended up being of…
Rule 0 Discussion Concludes It’s Best Not to Play At All
A local commander pod has come to a startling conclusion after an epic rule 0 discussion: technically speaking it’s best…
COVID’s Back: Experts Once Again Recommend Singing “Happy Birthday” While Washing Off the Stench of Your 0-3 Run at Friday Night Magic
With COVID infections on the rise, the CDC is recommending a return of early-era precautions to prevent infection. Among those…
How Parents of Pixel Variant Children Overcome Shame and Regret
Being a parent is tough. No one prepares you for the challenges you face, and those challenges differ from child…