Starfield Player Discovers Hidden Planet Filled with All the Dildos Developers Removed from Cyberpunk 2077
Cyberpunk 2077’s launch was rife with controversy, but also a massive number of dildos. Due to the overwhelming quantity, developers…
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What to Do When Ajani Inevitably Puts His Anus Right Up in Your Face
Every cat owner knows the feeling. Out of nowhere, you find yourself face-to-face with your feline’s rear end. Ajani might…
Pro Tip: Save Money on a Deck Box by Entrusting Your Cards to Pit Demon ch’Dulth
If you’re on the hunt for a new deck box to safeguard your fresh commander deck for storage and transport,…
Marvel Snap Player’s Ex-Partner Furious Upon Learning He Upgraded to an Inked Variant Relationship
Marvel Snap enthusiast, Ethan Parker, has recently embarked on a new relationship, causing a stir with his ex upon discovering…
Newest Foil Magic: The Gathering Cards Never Quite Sideways When Tapped
Most Magic: The Gathering enthusiasts are well-acquainted with foil cards’ notorious inability to lay flat. Regrettably, a novel foiling technique…
Test Card Sleeve Durability by Replacing Your Playmat with Freshly Baked Pizza
Many Magic: The Gathering players ask the question, “Will these card sleeves protect my cards while playing a game of…
Mayor Denies Highly Reflective 150-Foot-Tall Foil Magic Card Causing City’s Random Fires
DALLAS, Texas — Researchers determined the source of the fires plaguing Dallas residents in recent weeks: the massive, highly reflective…
Exclusive: JRPG Party Hasn’t Shit In Weeks
The fellowship of Randarin has been traversing through the vast terrain of Lomiria for weeks, charged with a quest to…
MCU Halts Production on the Marvel Snap ‘Rock’ Adaptation Due to Rumors of Substrate Abuse and Sexual Basalt
In a sneak peek trailer for phase seventeen—or whatever number we’re on—the MCU hinted at an adaptation for Marvel Snap’s…
Rolling Character with Tiny Dick Trait Grants Free Lifted Truck Mount
A new RPG called Whaletales: Ecstatic Electric Balugaloo sports a robust character creator able to highly customize every aspect of…