Parents of Child Dabbling In Magic: The Gathering Suggest They Smoke a Bunch of Weed Instead
Local parents Bobby and Shelly McLaune discovered their son Billy dabbling with Magic: The Gathering and decided to intervene by…
November 2023
Breaking: New Ability Creates Artifact Token with Old Ability
If rumors are to be trusted, anonymous sources inside Magic: The Gathering’s R&D team have leaked plans for a brand-new…
“Okay With Proxies?” Guy Plays Card on His Phone
In a move that has rocked the local Magic: The Gathering community, notorious “okay with proxies?” guy, Dave “Proxy King”…
Ouch: Magic Card Gonna Mulligan Down to Six People After Drawing Your Useless Ass
In a humiliating turn of events that’s rattled the ego of Magic: The Gathering players everywhere, a sentient Magic card…
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