Fans of prominent Magic: The Gathering content creators are waiting with bated breath for an update on the latest in pancake news from I.H.O.P.
“Things were great leading up to and after Magicfest,” said Susan Milner. “Regular updates about planeswalkers and their favorite pancakes were easy to find. Though, lately it feels like people don’t really care about it anymore. I was expecting The Professor to pour maple syrup all over himself while handing out letter grades for various iterations of carb-cakes, along with more shots of Covert Go Blue absolutely flabbergasted over how many pancakes he could eat before diabetes set in. Now, I’m not so sure we’ll see any of it.”
MTG players took to reddit to voice concerns over the campaign’s disappearance in recent weeks.
“There’s so much more left to explore. Why isn’t there an option for a Grixis stack of blueberry, strawberry, and chocolate chip pancakes on the menu? I should be able to drop into any stream to see a new playmat featuring bacon, eggs, and whatever. But no, no one’s discussing the latest in syrup distribution tech, so expect a rise in people only coating the top of their stack like a bunch of savages. You gotta get in between each layer!”
Though disappointed by the lack of new pancake related content, fans are hopeful this is the beginning of a slew of new collaborations with random companies.
“I feel like WotC isn’t even trying anymore. I went to go buy Hot Pockets and not a single flavor featured a planeswalker. I thought nuked pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets was the decidedly male thing to do but apparently not anymore. I guess we’ll have to wait for the inevitability that is goblins and zombies shilling for Temu on TikTok while waiting for the next high quality family restaurant to lure my fat ass in with the promise of Magic: The Gathering Arena experience points. Looking at you, Applebee’s.”
At time of press, many commander pods have removed the tableside caddy containing various flavors of syrup, much to the dismay of those who thought it would become an evergreen feature of the battlefield.