Ragebait Headline Think’s You’re Favorite Commander Sucks, You Suck for Playing It
Hey you. Yeah, you! Your favorite Commander sucks! Also, you suck for thinking you’re favorite commander is good. What kind…
January 2023
Yeah, I’m a cEDH Player, as Long as the C Stands for Chumbawamba
ALLENTOWN, Pa. — Local Commander player Izabelle Zimmerman clarified today that the assumption she’s a competitive commander player is incorrect….
Local Man Who ‘Quit Magic: The Gathering Forever’ Spotted at Friday Night Magic
BURBANK, Calif. —A recent press release from Wizards of the Coast announced some decisions. As a result, Kyle Gaunt announced…
Netdecker Caught Typing Blind Date’s Questions into Google
STOCKTON, Calif. — Notorious netdecker Chad Johnson was on a blind date with a friend of a friend Thursday. During…
Red Flag: He Chose to Use That Basic Land? Run, Girl
Basic lands are fundamental game pieces needed by almost any deck in every format. Though mechanically simple, the value of…
Wizards of the Coast Visited by the Ghosts of Beanie Babies Past, Present, and Future
Sources close to the company reported that Wizards of the Coast executives were visited by the ghosts of Beanie Babies…
We Sat Down With a Friend Whose Dad Owns Magic: The Gathering and Makes Like, All The Cards
During a recent game of casual commander a friend of a friend, Michael Sanders mentioned that he gets all of…
Richard Garfield Requests Double-Wide Casket In Anticipation of All the Rolling Over He’s Going to Be Doing
KIRKLAND, Wash. — The end will come for us all at one time or another. It’s not uncommon for people…