Report: Wizards of the Coast Cites “Really Expensive Cards” As Reason For Continued Financial Success
SEATTLE, Wash. — The recent earnings call for Hasbro paint a picture of continued financial success, breaking yet another record…
July 2022
Guy with Entire Deck of Signed Cards Not Really Sure Who Signed Them
NORFOLK, Va. — Local office drone Sufyan Diaz decided to “bling” out one of his favorite Pioneer decks. He went…
Opinion: Counterspells Are Murder Because a Creature’s Life Begins on the Stack
If it’s one thing I love about the internet it’s that I get to share my irrefutable opinions derived from…
Man’s Resume Just a Single Page with the Word ‘Gruul’ On It
TAMPA, Fla. — Hiring Manager Milton Roberts was going through applications for an new position at his company when, reportedly,…
‘No More New Decks’ Declaration Ruined by Sick New Color of Dragon Shield Sleeves
DURHAM, N.C. — A local man recently declared they would abstain from building new decks. However, it was later recanted…
Secret Lair x Quentin Tarantino Reimagines Your Favorite Planeswalkers
PORTLAND, Ore. — Everyone’s favorite director is rumored to be collaborating with Wizards of the Coast on a new Secret…
Burn Deck Comprised of 25% Ad Cards Still Pretty Good
Reports of a Mono Red Burn deck, which somehow included fifteen Magic: The Gathering Ad Cards, went to the top…
Arcades, The Strategist’s On The Board for Three Turns No One’s Mentioned Butt Stuff Once
So, your commander is Arcades, The Strategist and your walls are now real boys. Arcades has been on the board…