Amazing: The Cards We Printed At Work Turn Sideways Just Like the Real Ones
A shocking secret about the popular trading card game Magic: The Gathering has been revealed that could change the way…
June 2022
Uh… Okay? Urza Confirms He Built Karn Starting With His Dick
DOMINARIA — An unexpected statement was released today by Urza’s estate which confirmed certain … aspects of Karn’s construction. For whatever…
Doomed Couple Communicates Using Only Magic Arena Emotes
Breakups are hard. Sometimes they happen immediately, though other times the couple holds on to hope for far too long…
Thragtusk Reprints Just Not The Same Without Original Laser Background
In Magic: The Gathering, cards can be reprinted dozens of times, or never at all. Sometimes reprints contain new art…
Magic Fans Hoping Jewish Space Lasers Can Help Reclaim the MTG Acronym
Fans of Magic: The Gathering have been referring to the beloved card game as MTG for over twenty-five years. However,…
Friends Playing Fuck, Marry, Kill with MTG Cards Discover they All Share a Thragtusk Kink
A group of friends taking a break from playing Magic: The Gathering decided to play Fuck, Marry, Kill with the…
How to Tell if She’s Into You, Or Just Talking To You Because You Were Paired This Round
It’s hard to tell these days when to “shoot your shot” – is she flirting? Or just smiling because–unlike the…