It’s not uncommon for brothers to bicker and fight. Though the result is usually less severe than total war. The reasons for Urza and Mishra’s conflicts have been well documented, but new information has been uncovered by planar historians which shines a new light on the origins of the decades-long conflict.
“When researching the Antiquities War, you’ll almost always see the catalyst of the conflict attributed to the Thran powerstone each of the two brothers wanted,” Dominarian histortian Chester the donkey said. “However, newly uncovered evidence show that this doesn’t paint the full picture.”
What Chester is referring to are newfound PS4 save files from before the start of the conflict. Logs show the two brothers engaged in ritualistic battle in Fifa 12 on a near-daily basis. Additionally, artifacts recovered from their dwelling contained only two controllers. One, an official PS4 controller. The other was a made by a 3rd-party.
“While the evidence isn’t definitive, ” Chester continued, “one can easily come to the conclusion that whoever wielded the PS4 controller would be at a distinct advantage. Knowing the brothers’ temperament is proof enough that this would certainly create arguments. Could this ongoing tension exacerbate the dispute over the powerstone? Perhaps it was never about the powerstone at all. This donkey believes the story of the powerstone was created in order to hide the true origins of the conflict.”
The evidence is certainly convincing, especially since no in their right mind would use that garbage controller willingly.