Confirmed: That Thing Inside Pulp Fiction’s Suitcase Was MTG Arena Rare Wildcards
Pulp Fiction is considered to be one of Quentin Tarantino’s finest films, so it goes without saying that almost every…
May 2022
Help: My Friends Took My Drunken Enthusiasm to Start a Commander Podcast Seriously
Local Magic player Bob Smith and his friends attended to a house party last week. That evening, during an inebriated…
Local Man Selling his MTG Cards at Highest Price People are Willing to Pay is Furious at Wizards of the Coast for Doing it Too
Reports are flooding in that local man, Sam Sellar listed several of his Magic: The Gathering cards for sale at…
Color Pie: Racist Struggling to Hide Erection During Discussion About ‘What Certain Colors Shouldn’t Be Able to Do’
Reports have come in that closeted racist Ted Bigo found himself in the midst of a discussion surrounding Magic: The…
Yet Another Lane of Busy Portland Road is Being Requisitioned for Thragtusk Riders Only
PORTLAND, Ore. — In an attempt to cut down on carbon emissions the city of Portland has penned an executive order…
Man Unable to Stop MTG Arena’s Rope Timer From Burning Away Under Blind Date
Dating is hard. Getting to the point where you actually have a date is difficult enough, but once you’re there…
Report: Flavor Text Tastes Like Cardboard and Now My Magic Cards Look Weird
With every new set comes a thousand comments about new card’s flavor text. Rapul DeCool from Nova Scotia wondered what…
Dominaria United Under Fire After Assigning Karn as Keeper
Football Club Dominaria United came under fire today when it was announced that Karn would be assuming the position of…
Evidence Shows The Brothers’ War Conflict Began with Dispute Over Who Would Use Third-Party Controller
It’s not uncommon for brothers to bicker and fight. Though the result is usually less severe than total war. The…