Opinion: You Say I Have No Life. Then What am I Tracking in This Notebook?
You and your friends may have a had a nice hearty laugh at my expense after claiming I have “no…
2022
What To Do When You Miss So Many Triggers They Coalesce into Physical Form and Begin Hunting You
With the advent of multiple digital clients, many new Magic: The Gathering players are learning to play the coveted TCG…
Move Over Dry Erase Tokens, Tokens Burned into Slices of Bread are Taking Over
Dry erase tokens serve as a fun way to represent any token you’d need in Magic: The Gathering. They’re useful,…
After Key & Peele Mentioned Magic: The Gathering Publicly, Wizards of the Coast Threw Them in the Locked Room Where They’re Keeping Post Malone
During the era of celebrity worship, Wizards of the Coast has been latching onto every B-list celebrity who plays the…
Command Zone’s Jimmy Wong Opens Up About his String of Ears Gathered from Defeated Guests
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Jimmy Wong, co-host of the popular Command Zone podcast gave a tell-all interview today. In it,…
Ouch: $10,000 Worth of Commander Decks Battle It Out on $5 Folding Chairs
TAMPA, Fla. — Local commander pod who prides themselves on playing thoroughly optimized, high-power decks are battling it out again…
Google Creates AI Able To Play EDH, Learns Snarky Remarks for Whenever It’s Attacked
Google’s remarkable AI designed from the ground up to play Magic: The Gathering’s EDH format, also known as “Commander”, had…
Pod’s Silence in Response to ‘Wanna Play Again?’ Growing Deafening
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — Member of local EDH pod asked if the rest of the playgroup wanted to play another…
eBay Buys TCGplayer, Receives Picture of TCGplayer in The Mail Instead
Third-party selling platform giants united today, marking the second instance of consolidation of card-sellers. After purchasing TCGplayer, however, eBay checked…
Mistaken Identity? Nicole Bolas Detained by Gatewatch
The Gatewatch announced today the capture of Nicol Bolas, thought dead after the War of the Spark conflict on Ravnica….